Intended Audience
Trade
Reviews
Absolutely one of the funniest books ever. - Lars Ulrich, Metallica Written by a man whose mind has an extra dimension. - Steven Wright, comedian Brilliant in the vein of Twain with an air of Voltaire. - Marc Ian Barasch, author, Absolutely one of the funniest books ever. -- Lars Ulrich, Metallica Written by a man whose mind has an extra dimension. -- Steven Wright, comedian Brilliant in the vein of Twain with an air of Voltaire. -- Marc Ian Barasch, author
Dewey Edition
22
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Dewey Decimal
235.40207
Table Of Content
TABLE OF CONTENTS The Wheel of Kadab - Front (Frontispiece) Message to my Angels by God, Lord of the Personified Universe Encyclopædia of Hell Preface to First Edition by Satan, Lord of Hell List Of Demon Commentators A Note on the Commentaries by Zyk of Asimoth Publisher's Note on the 666th Edition Book One: The Maps, Diagrams & Invasion Plan 1. On Angels 2. On the Grotesque Human Body 3. On the Unspeakable Planet Earth 4. Maps to Earth's Interior and Exterior 5. Invasion Routes to Earth 6. On the Landing Sites 7. On the Invasion Plan 8. On Eating Humans 9. On the Taboo of Earth Density 10. On Time and the Banishment of Time Paradox Book Two: Manual of Earth Terms Part One: The Letters A - F Zyk's 1st Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Krakow, Poland, 1348 Part Two: The Letters G - L Zyk's 2nd Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Dachau, Germany, 1942 13 Part Three: The Letters M - R Zyk's 3rd Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Roswell, New Mexico, 1947 Part Four: The Letters S - Z Zyk's 4th Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Dallas, Texas, 1963 Zyk's Last Memo to the Publisher Concerning His Research on Earth - Gethsemane, Jerusalem, 33 A.D. The Addendum 1. The Invasion Proclamation 2. Lord Satan's Epistle to Zyk 3. Lord Satan's Abdication Speech 4. Lord Zyk's Inaugural Address The Wheel of Kadab - Reverse (Endpiece) Closing Remarks by God, Lord of the Personified Universe
Synopsis
A hilarious invasion manual for demons, complete with illustrations, diagrams and an encyclopaedia of earth terms., An extremely imaginative and lyrical Invasion Manual of Earth - not for Aliens, but for Demons. Encyclopaedia of Hell has been hailed by critics such as Fred Durst, Penn and Teller and Lars Ulrich as one of the funniest books ever written. Penned by Lord Satan himself and complete with illustrations, diagrammes and an encyclopaedia of Earth Terms, this strange, ancient book will enlighten and edify all demon invaders., A tour de force of darkness, Encyclopaedia of Hell is a manual of Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations, diagrams, and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive dictionary of Earth terms. Since the customs and mores of humanity are alien and inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his demon armies. A masterpiece expressing Satan's hatred for humanity and himself, the Encyclopaedia includes "Techniques of Stalking and Eating Humans," "Methods of Canning Human Pus," and "Dicing and Slicing Orphaned Children." Why the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell has become seriously overcrowded. Satan needs more land mass for the damned and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon invaders. Since this book is the 666th commemorative edition, this Encyclopaedia contains special commemorative material. Martin Olson 's savage wit provides the firepower for a preposterous literary feat unaccomplished since Mark Twain passed--channeling the real voice of Satan. Over the past fifteen years, Olson has written and produced nine comedy specials, inflicted on the populace via CBS, HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and A&E.
LC Classification Number
BF1531
Copyright Date
2011
ebay_catalog_id
4
