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New Moan : The First Book in the Twishite Saga - a Parody by Stephfordy Mayo (2010, Hardcover)
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"I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. Ill be gentle, I promise. Could hejust maybebe a vampire?. (Hint: totally.). Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn’t always have to be about biting?.
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Product Identifiers
PublisherO'mara Books, The Limited, Michael
ISBN-101843174448
ISBN-139781843174448
eBay Product ID (ePID)80128418
Product Key Features
Book TitleNew Moan : the First Book in the Twishite Saga-A Parody
Number of Pages224 Pages
LanguageEnglish
TopicOccult & Supernatural, Form / Parodies
Publication Year2010
GenreFiction, Humor
AuthorStephfordy Mayo
FormatHardcover
Dimensions
Item Height1 in
Item Weight11.9 Oz
Item Length7.5 in
Item Width5 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceTrade
Dewey Edition22
Dewey Decimal823.92
Synopsis"I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me." Heffa Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty, and needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids' books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she's distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy--an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he--just maybe--be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides--will she be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn't always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises? A tale of first love, painful longing, and even more painful pointy teeth, New Moan is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga., Heffa Lump is a typical, pale and interesting seventeen-year-old, who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty. But then she moves to Spatula and meets Teddy Kelledy, an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat and who is super-strong and never goes out in sunlight. Could he, just maybe - be a vampire?
