Not Quite a Genius Which One Are You?. Which one are you?". Reality TV "star" is a bit too generous, but ten years ago I was a reality TV contestant on the CW"s Beauty and the Geek. The logic of the joke is that everyone within earshot will agree that Nate Dern, the human standing there, is so obviously not the titular Beauty that feigning uncertainty as to whether he was the Beauty or the Geek is laughable.